*THURSDAY, MARCH01, 2007

T H U R S D A Y, M A R C H 0 1, 2 0 0 7



DeaD Forest =X
What is the first sign of a computer old age?
Loss of Memory


What is an astronaunt favourate key on the keyboard?
The "Spacebar"


Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.


Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love


Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu.


Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!


HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.


HE: Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go watch a movie?
SHE : I've already watched a movie before.



What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.


Mr A: Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing !


Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !


Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich ?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking !


What word is always pronounced wrong?
A: Wrong!


What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.


Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !